Shit world... i've got some stories about what happened to me recently ....

first, i've been told by a colleague & project secretary of mine that i look like MAWI.. Oh yes!!! Now i dont have anything left to live for! i'm being compared to the most popular guy in the Melayu kingdom! i'm on par with siti norfuckhaliza! but all this bullshit merely distracts me from an earlier incident that happened....


Shit unlike normal bloggers, i leave it till the 3rd para to tell u when this all happened. it happened on tuesday 2nd may 2006 on the way to kerteh from KL.

I started the day at about 8am . i took the lebuhraya pantai timur after the karak highway and in 2 hours i was at gebeng....

anyone who's used to that road from the highway exit to cherating would know that road is full of lorries. there's no way you can drive faster than 50kmh if you're unlucky n caught behind a gravel laden lorry.

the line of vehicles i was caught in was moving at 60kmh and far ahead i could see why. a lorry balak was dragging it self first in the line... Tiba2 this lorry behind me tried to overtake me.. hastily because there was no space between me n the car in front. probably seeing an incoming car heading towards him this lorry starts to push me to the road shoulder because he cant overtake!! fucking hell he was close to hitting my car. luckily i was alert of everything n i accelerated as somehow the gap between my car n the kancil in front widened. i took that space and the lorry setteled again, behind me car. after that strectch of 2 lane lorry road, the traffic dispersed and i reached a wider stretch (4 lanes) very near cherating. then, the road was clear and i drove at about 80kmh on the right lane.

out of no where a lorry appeared on me left started flanking my car and i heard someone shouting at me... shit i noticed it's the same lorry earlier on who tried to overtake me!! i rolled down my left window and heard him curse in chinese to me... when i asked him 'kenapa?' he screamed loudly n he made the ugliest crazed face i have ever seen, somehow when i saw this my instincts told me to floor my accelarator. so my car sped ahead of that lorry and true enough, i saw the lorry attempting to ram me to the road divider!!!! he missed me by inches!! after that the lorry started chasing me all the way till i reached a traffic light (red) with other cars waiting. i was relieved because i knew he couldnt do anything to me with witnesses outside (earlier on there was no one else on the road). he was still on left side now. i was in a state of being in between scared and angry, i opened up my window and said

'YOU FUCKING OLD BASTARD I WILL GET YOU AFTERWARDS MOTHERFUCKER!! WHY YOU FUCKING TRIED TO KILL ME? OI SEMUA DENGAR SINI!! ORANG TUA NI DALAM LORI PUTIH SEBELAH SAYA NI CUBA BUNUH SAYA TADI!!! DIA CUBA LANGGAR SAYA '

Everyone at the traffic light thought i was crazy. of course i was after wat that fucker did to me. When the light went green i sped ahead going straight n the lorry took a left. i recollected myself, drove for another 5 minutes before i stopped at road side calling a police ASP who i know to tell her what happened, it's always an advantage to have police contacts because they will go out of their way to help friends in trouble especially of this sort.

if somehow that old fucker is reading this (hihihi he doesnt look like he knows how to read) or anyone who knows the driver of a white 20tonne lorry with registration plate CV2381 in cherating or gebeng area, tell him to watch out because i am very very very vindictive,

Oi Old bAstard, i remember your face!! I remember your fucking face,, i will bring my fucking army and i will get you u dirty old bastard. that's right u're just a stinking fly annoying me and i will swat you like a fly!!

Back to wat i was saying earlier on, i think maybe it's true i look a bit like mawi. there are similarities but if you look closely maybe mawi is more of a classic sort of beauty, i'm sexier hahahaha. and by now you should know, i'm CRAZIER!

hello world. i would address you, reader, as 'world' as a recognition of borderless powers of the net. not that i'm expecting anyone to read this shit but, i think, there is a high likelihood that 'hey world' would be used often, so often that i could be a standard. me, being a conformist, would conform.

i was just thinking that since it's free, why not. it's like the sachets of sugar left on neat the basket in hotel rooms... i'd take 'em all (being Kiasu)...... that's how i see this blog thing. Why not?

Because I Can!

anyway, what i hope to write about in my blogs are the most honest, dark thoughts that occur to me on a day to day basis. if i cant achieve any of those goals at least i wish my writings would amuse at least 5 people per postings. that would make an achievement for me.... fuck it man!!! i'm just going to write just to amuse. maybe i'll slip in a few informational bits to share with u all, stuff like home studio recording or something....

now since i dont really have any idea of what i really want to write about, probably by now many of u can tell, it just came to me that why not i be the world's first reality blogger. wat i would do everyday is just ramble incoherent about he going ons of my life, pretty much just complain about shit like (1) how it gets so hot where i work, (2)how ditzy the office secretary is, (3)how the makcik in the kantin makes the teh tarik too sweet (of course la sweet, she fucking filled half the fucking mug with condensed milk)....

wait a minute,but then again this wont be original.... almost every blog I read is a complaint box/suggestion box like the ones u see in KFC... imagine what if all souls with internet access on earth write their own blog, hmmmm.... everyone is complaining ... complaints for things to improve and get better in their lives...... that is exactly what a doa (prayer) is... u wish for something to the Almighty. It's a sign of submission to the God you pray to and you dont seek help from anything/anyone else.... what this shit i'm rambling about now is probably bringing us to the notion that blogging is a very spiritual act.... the seeds of a cult/new religion has been planted here muahahahhaha


what's this 3 am special thingy ('thingy' as how most of you KL girls describe things beyond your vocabulary)?3 am specials are stuff you smoke at 3am that gives you a buzz which last even when you wake up after passing out the next morning.. yeah.. 3am specials should be dealt with great care.


i've written 6 paragraphs of nonsense so far huh? i dont care. why do u care so much if it's nonsense. it's fucking 3am in the morning!!! have u ever tried writing something coherent when u're feeling this sleepy at these hours? i should be credited just for coming to this point so far.


so to all people who dont like what i write, go read the links that would soon appear in my blog now, they're all ok.... but make sure the next day you start reading my blog first because u never know, i could come up with good one...