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My trip to Egypt was cancelled at the 11th hour. Strangely I'm relieved because I am thinking about having to begin the fasting month there in the hot saharan (I think I almost failed my geography in SPM), shit it's going to be painful. Well that was about 2 weeks ago since then, the schedule for the assignment has been postponed another 2 times. Well this is how it's like in real life beyond the drawing board in my line of work. I'm not surprised. I'm not disappointed, I'm relieved.
Anyway, I think I'm shedding off a considerable amount of weight in the 1st week of fasting month. It's been painful anyway but I can proudly proclaim this is the best start for fasting season for me ever. Just a good a start as how Liverpool is performing for the first 4 games. :) On fasting, usually I don’t last till the 3rd day when I will give up and say fuck it! I'll steal a banana from the kitchen or get some drive thru food or steal a smoke at a quiet corner. I had very weak will power then but somehow I'm determined now (so far hah!). The difference now is I’m fat. I weighed about 88kgs the last time I checked before fasting month and now I see fasting as the easy way to shed some flab. I no longer exercise regularly now because I'm a lazy fuck and I have subconsciously let go of my mouth demon.
My mouth demon can't rest. It has to have me eating because he eats a bit of mine. The shitty bit is this mouth demon's shit acts as an appetizer to me, when I swallow it. As a result I crave for ALOT of food. I fucking eat alot man! Bastard mouth demon.
The holy month of Ramadan is the month when all demons, jims, polongs, toyols, hantu teteks, Pontianak harum SUNDAL Malam all get locked up in heaven/hell (I'm not sure). This explains why my mouth demon is away. In the past, I never managed to spit my mouth demon on time before Ramadan. It just stays on in my mouth like any other month. This time, the excess phlegm in my mouth managed to push out that motherfucker and now I can resist the temptation of eating.
Anyway I also should tell you that fasting makes me high, hallucinate and probably a better writer. Till we meet again, I got to run downstairs now to break fast. I'm going to also look out for that mouth demon. I think it's in my garden somewhere now....
Ciao fuckos
My trip to Egypt was cancelled at the 11th hour. Strangely I'm relieved because I am thinking about having to begin the fasting month there in the hot saharan (I think I almost failed my geography in SPM), shit it's going to be painful. Well that was about 2 weeks ago since then, the schedule for the assignment has been postponed another 2 times. Well this is how it's like in real life beyond the drawing board in my line of work. I'm not surprised. I'm not disappointed, I'm relieved.
Anyway, I think I'm shedding off a considerable amount of weight in the 1st week of fasting month. It's been painful anyway but I can proudly proclaim this is the best start for fasting season for me ever. Just a good a start as how Liverpool is performing for the first 4 games. :) On fasting, usually I don’t last till the 3rd day when I will give up and say fuck it! I'll steal a banana from the kitchen or get some drive thru food or steal a smoke at a quiet corner. I had very weak will power then but somehow I'm determined now (so far hah!). The difference now is I’m fat. I weighed about 88kgs the last time I checked before fasting month and now I see fasting as the easy way to shed some flab. I no longer exercise regularly now because I'm a lazy fuck and I have subconsciously let go of my mouth demon.
My mouth demon can't rest. It has to have me eating because he eats a bit of mine. The shitty bit is this mouth demon's shit acts as an appetizer to me, when I swallow it. As a result I crave for ALOT of food. I fucking eat alot man! Bastard mouth demon.
The holy month of Ramadan is the month when all demons, jims, polongs, toyols, hantu teteks, Pontianak harum SUNDAL Malam all get locked up in heaven/hell (I'm not sure). This explains why my mouth demon is away. In the past, I never managed to spit my mouth demon on time before Ramadan. It just stays on in my mouth like any other month. This time, the excess phlegm in my mouth managed to push out that motherfucker and now I can resist the temptation of eating.
Anyway I also should tell you that fasting makes me high, hallucinate and probably a better writer. Till we meet again, I got to run downstairs now to break fast. I'm going to also look out for that mouth demon. I think it's in my garden somewhere now....
Ciao fuckos
posted by Lan at 3:52 AM
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