hello world. i would address you, reader, as 'world' as a recognition of borderless powers of the net. not that i'm expecting anyone to read this shit but, i think, there is a high likelihood that 'hey world' would be used often, so often that i could be a standard. me, being a conformist, would conform.

i was just thinking that since it's free, why not. it's like the sachets of sugar left on neat the basket in hotel rooms... i'd take 'em all (being Kiasu)...... that's how i see this blog thing. Why not?

Because I Can!

anyway, what i hope to write about in my blogs are the most honest, dark thoughts that occur to me on a day to day basis. if i cant achieve any of those goals at least i wish my writings would amuse at least 5 people per postings. that would make an achievement for me.... fuck it man!!! i'm just going to write just to amuse. maybe i'll slip in a few informational bits to share with u all, stuff like home studio recording or something....

now since i dont really have any idea of what i really want to write about, probably by now many of u can tell, it just came to me that why not i be the world's first reality blogger. wat i would do everyday is just ramble incoherent about he going ons of my life, pretty much just complain about shit like (1) how it gets so hot where i work, (2)how ditzy the office secretary is, (3)how the makcik in the kantin makes the teh tarik too sweet (of course la sweet, she fucking filled half the fucking mug with condensed milk)....

wait a minute,but then again this wont be original.... almost every blog I read is a complaint box/suggestion box like the ones u see in KFC... imagine what if all souls with internet access on earth write their own blog, hmmmm.... everyone is complaining ... complaints for things to improve and get better in their lives...... that is exactly what a doa (prayer) is... u wish for something to the Almighty. It's a sign of submission to the God you pray to and you dont seek help from anything/anyone else.... what this shit i'm rambling about now is probably bringing us to the notion that blogging is a very spiritual act.... the seeds of a cult/new religion has been planted here muahahahhaha


what's this 3 am special thingy ('thingy' as how most of you KL girls describe things beyond your vocabulary)?3 am specials are stuff you smoke at 3am that gives you a buzz which last even when you wake up after passing out the next morning.. yeah.. 3am specials should be dealt with great care.


i've written 6 paragraphs of nonsense so far huh? i dont care. why do u care so much if it's nonsense. it's fucking 3am in the morning!!! have u ever tried writing something coherent when u're feeling this sleepy at these hours? i should be credited just for coming to this point so far.


so to all people who dont like what i write, go read the links that would soon appear in my blog now, they're all ok.... but make sure the next day you start reading my blog first because u never know, i could come up with good one...